11. Your legs burn like you have hydrochloric acid in the veins
10. You drip sweat more AFTER the shower than you did during the effort
9. You try to pedal your car at 100 rpm.
8. You drink your iced coffee from a water bottle
7. Chamois butter is your new lotion of choice
6. Even after, you look at your wrist every few seconds to check your Heart Rate.
5. You smell like a sewer rat in the dead heat of summer
4. The puddle under your trainer actually looks refreshing
3. Seeing anything with two wheels makes you want to puke.
2. You contemplate a trip to the dentist for a drill as being the better option
1. You wonder how 1 minute of suffering can feel as long as an hour of pleasure.
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